NSV
Today, I had a Non-Scale Victory (?!) if you can call it that. There I was in court, frazzled because I had to leave my kids at the office since I didn’t have anyone else to watch them, frantic because I needed to get out of there within 30 minutes to get said kids to school on time, and frustrated because my nose was running and I had no tissues. Next thing I know, the clerk is shouting at me to come to the bench. Turns out my skirt is halfway down my derriere because it’s too big!